CID Jokes SMS - Filmi Jokes Messages & Hindi Movie Dialogues:
In these days in children and also in elders CID is very famous TV program. And their characters Abhijit, Daya and ACP are very famous in funny messages. This time is mobile SMS easy way to send funny comments to each other. Many people send each other filmi jokes and comedy movie dialogues for fun and time pass. Here gives cute collection of these verities enjoy it.
Movie Dialogues:
(1) (Hema Malini to Big-B) Hum Bharat Ki Ladkiyan Hai Saab,
Koi Videsh ki Nahi, Ki Pehle Pyar Kiya Uske Baad Shaadi Ki,
Arre Maza To Iss Mein Hai, Pehle Shaadi Karo Uske Baad Pyar Karo!!!
(2) Aag, Pani aur mere saath kabhi panga nahin lna,
aag jala ke marti hai, pani duba kar marta hai
aur main tadpa tadpa ke marta hoon.
Filmi Jokes:
(3) Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy:
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti".
(4) "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
&
"Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"
(5) Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet,
muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"
CID Hindi Jokes SMS:
(6) Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Daya says salary sabko milti he
Darwaza main hi kyo todu?
(7) Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha.'
(8) Raat k pehlu me Chand sitare chaye he
Raat k pehlu me chand sitare chaye he
Madam darwaja kholiye hum CID se aye hai.
(9) Hamare dil mein hain aap ke liye chahat
gaur farmaiye
hamare dil mein hai aap ke liye chahat
CID ke bad 11baje aata hai AAHAT.
(10) Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi,
Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi.
Ye baat jaankar
"kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi.
(11) Devdas & CID special
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
Wah wah
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
ACP ne kaha, Daya ye darwaza tod do!
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