Funny Short SMS in English - Just Fun:

TEACHER to Johnny: "Tell me, which is the best time to pick pears? Spring, summer, autumn or winter?"
JOHNNY: "The best time to pick pears is when the farmer is not at home and there's no dog on the farm."

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