Funny Short SMS in English - Just Fun:

TEACHER to Johnny: "Tell me, which is the best time to pick pears? Spring, summer, autumn or winter?"
JOHNNY: "The best time to pick pears is when the farmer is not at home and there's no dog on the farm."

(1) A man was doing push ups on the beach early morning.
A drunk person saw him & started lhing and said
sorry to tell u, but the woman below u has left

(2) Laila Stop looking at girls, u r committed now.
Majnu If I m on diet, that doesnt mean that I cant look at the Menu

(3) Rahul Gandhi: Mom, aapki vajah se meri shaadi nahi ho rahi.
Sonia Gandhi : Kyon?
Rahul Gandhi: Har taraf likha hai, "Sonia ko Bahumat do"

(4) This is how Ayesha got married to Shoaib on phone.
Ayesha - "Hello Shoaib Afghanistan ka capital kya hai?
Shoaib - "Kabul" hai
Ayesha - Sunai nahi de raha hai!
Shoaib - "Kabul" hai
Ayesha - Arre baba phir se bolo.
Shoaib - "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai
The marriage ceremony was completed.

(5) Daughter: I am in love with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.
Dad: Thanks , you have saved my money & time.
Daughter: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom.

(6) Ek Dukhi Pati Apni Patni Ka Antim Sanskar Karke Laut Raha Tha,
Achanak Bizli Chamki, Baadal Garajne Lage Aur Zor Zor Se Baarish Honey Lagi,
Dukhi Pati Bola “Lagta Hai Uppar Pahuch Gayi!