SantaBanta Message in 140 Words - Comedy SMS:

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

(1) Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha
Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa Kantaal Ke bola-
Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do

(2) Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

(3) A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Santaji.
He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!

(4) Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Santa:Pilot
Tcher:Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

(5) Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
S: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

(6) santa: samindar me dahi dal raha tha
banta:isi liye log humpe joke banate hay. itni lassi tera baap piyega

(7) Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.