Laughing SMS - Short Messages Collection:

The best collection of short messages is here for my fan. That cute text words will leave you laughing in splits or maybe even rolling in the ground with laughter. Send these short text messages to your friends and make their day enjoyable. Our short SMS jokes for mobile phones are providing loads of laughter.

(1) At this very moment;
1 billion people are sleeping,
1 million people are eating,
1000 people are drinking,
100 people are playing
and 1 monkey is reading my sms.

(2) Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

(3) Tomorrow I am undergoing a brain transplant operation.
I would like to use your brain.
Can you please give it?
Because I always use only unused stuff!

(4) News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

(5) I saw you yesterday on the road.
Such beautiful eyes,
walking gracefully down the road,
and I started to sing;
Who let the dogs out!

(6) Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent team..

Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma.