Bollywood Messages Jokes - Hindi Dialogues:

Bollywood jokes and dialogues are very famous for sending SMS and mobile messages. People often talk about Rajnikant, but they forget about the antics and dialogues of Mithun da, Dharmendra, Ajit, Shakti kapoor, munna bhai and circuit jokes. Their some amazing filmy dialogues are also enjoyable.

(1) Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.

Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.

Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win.

Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?

Ajit : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!

(2)  Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jal nahi sakti,

aur yeh tay hai ki teri maut ki taarikh tal nahi sakti.

(3) "Apuun ka naam hai HEERA,

Apuun ne sab ko Cheera" (wah wah)

shetty: “kaun hai be tu?”

Mithun da says-

“Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.”

(4) Pani se Pyas na Buzi toh Mehkhane ki taraf nikla,
Socha k Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se,
lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashiq nikla.

(5) Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money
From RAJNIKANT
And Refused To Pay Him Back
That Was The Last Tym Anyone Saw Dinosaurs!