Santa Banta Hindi Jokes SMS - Santabanta Funny Messages for Sardarji:

In these days Sardarji is jokes are become very famous and their two names Santa and Banta are most popular. One time Santa said, “I gave a moving performance in singing”. Banta asking, “What do you mean by moving performance?”  Santa replied, “Everyone moved out of theatre”. Here gives collection of very funny jokes, quotes, messages, wallpapers and SMS in Hindi & English.

(1) After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach.

(2) Santa K 9 Beto Me 1 Alag Dikta Tha.
Santa Ne Marte Waqt Biwi Se Pucha Ab To
Sach Bata Ye Alag Dikhne Wala Kiska Hai
Biwi-Ye 1 Hi To Apka Hai.

(3) Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

(4) Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

(5) Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

(6) santa joined nasa.
after one month the americans had to change
the name from nasa to satyanasa.

(7) 1 Admi Teliscope Se Asman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.

Sardar:Wah Boss Kya Nishana Lagaya.!!

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