Rajnikanth Jokes SMS in Hindi - Funny Cricket Messages Collection

Rajnikanth Jokes SMS in Hindi - Funny Cricket Messages Collection:

Rajnikanth is a timeless superstar and his Endhian Robot is arguably, the biggest ever hit in South India. The second most powerful entertainer in Asia, after Jackie Chan, Rajni has proved that he is Mr. Box Office himself. Let us now go to the lighter side of life and enjoy some Rajnikanth jokes. Here is the ever expanding set of Unlimited Maximum Rajnikanth funny messages, mobile SMS, shayari, new quotes and cricket messages for mobile.

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(1) The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

(2) Worldcup schedule

GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA

GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.

GROUP C RAJNIKANTH.

(3) All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did!
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?

Ans-DOSA

(4) Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

(5) Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai.
Rajni: ok
Nxt day
Gf: Hey, where is My Shadow?

(6) Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.

(7) Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
aur Out ho gaya.

(8) In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

(9) Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One.

(10) When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message! 

2 comments :

  1. I let you go without realizing that I never wanted to. You come back and I turned you down over and over. Now that we are far apart, I can’t help but have you in my mind wishing I had never let you go, that way you would still be in my arms. Love Sms
    Love Text

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  2. hehehehe... You've got some great jokes and many many types of sms categories... Keep posting funny jokes more regularly bro.. :-)
    I keep visting your blog daily... :D :D :D
    I have also posted a
    Funny Rajinikanth Joke

    Keep Up The Good Work! :-)
    -http://www.smslunatics.com/

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